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Cast
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Len Cariou | As: Norm Archer |
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Steven Seagal | As: Cock Puncher |
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Larissa Laskin | As: Dana Dobbs |
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Ken Takemoto | As: Sensei |
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Don McManus | As: Dennis McCormick |
Storyline
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
| Tagline: | America's Finest News Source. |
| Certification: | 18 |
Cast
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Len Cariou |
Norm Archer |
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Steven Seagal |
Cock Puncher |
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Larissa Laskin |
Dana Dobbs |
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Ken Takemoto |
Sensei |
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Don McManus |
Dennis McCormick |
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Michael Bolton |
Michael Bolton |
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Ahmed Ahmed |
Ahmed |
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Brendan Fletcher |
White Black Guy Tim |
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Daniel Dae Kim |
Ivy Leaguer |
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Meredith Baxter |
Cooking Show Chef |
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Jed Rees |
Wizard Proteus |
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Rodney Dangerfield |
Rodney Dangerfield |
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Ahmed B. Badran |
Peruvian |
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Brian Powell |
Typical Neighbor Husband |
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Scott Klace |
Kip Kendall |
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Barbara Pilavin |
Alzheimers Old Lady |
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Sandy Kenyon |
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd |
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Orlando Seale |
Producer |
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Erik Stolhanske |
Producer |
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Sarah McElligott |
Melissa Cherry |
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Randy Oglesby |
Surgeon General |
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Kwame Boateng |
Dibo |
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Richard Fancy |
Kenneth Garber |
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Alex Solowitz |
The Masses |
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Savannah Haske |
Rapist Lisa |
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Rebecca Lowman |
Rape Victim Julie |
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Jim Gleason |
Steel Beam Architect |
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Michael Harney |
Line-Up Detective |
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Angel Cassidy |
Porn Star |
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Gauge |
Porn Star |
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Robert Hoffman |
Lollipop Love Dancer |
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Joel McHale |
Office Worker |
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Harry Shum Jr. |
Lollipop Love Dancer |
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Kevin Federline |
Lollipop Love Dancer |
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Bo Barrett |
Wigger Jim |
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Chrissy Metz |
Heavy Girl |
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Marshall Manesh |
Announcer |
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Greg Cipes |
Hippie Diplomant |
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Nick Chinlund |
Bryce Brand |
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Jim Rash |
Bryce's Manager |
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Paul Scheer |
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk |
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John Viener |
Peen Out Guy |
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Gedde Watanabe |
James Nakatami |
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Chris Villa |
Gay Guy |
Directed By
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Tom Kuntz |
Director |
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Mike Maguire |
Director |
Writing Credits
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Robert D. Siegel |
Writer |
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Todd Hanson |
Writer |
Production Crew
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David Miner |
Producer |
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Gil Netter |
Producer |
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Kevin Halloran |
Co-Producer |
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Michael Rotenberg |
Producer |
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David Zucker |
Producer |
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Jason Weiss |
Co-Producer |
Edited By
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Frederick Wardell |
Editor |
Costume and Makeup
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Casey Storm |
Costume Design |
Sound
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Asche & Spencer |
Music |
Visual Effects
Camera
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Maryse Alberti |
Director of Photography |
Lighting
Art Department
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Jon Gary Steele |
Production Design |
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Kevin Kavanaugh |
Art Direction |
Other Crew
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Henry Kingi Jr. |
Stunts |
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