The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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Cast

Paul Clemens Paul Clemens As: Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey Michael James Kacey As: The Doctor
Fay Kato Fay Kato As: The Mystic
Melissa Paladino Melissa Paladino As: The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan Brian Rohan As: The Murderer
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Storyline

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.


Tagline: IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Certification: Unknown

Details

Genres: Comedy, Horror

Language: English

Release Date: 18 September 2008

Country: US

Runtime: 10m

Company Credits

Company: Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films

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Cast

Paul Clemens

Paul Clemens

Jack Cucchiaio

Michael James Kacey

Michael James Kacey

The Doctor

Fay Kato

Fay Kato

The Mystic

Melissa Paladino

Melissa Paladino

The Girlfriend

Brian Rohan

Brian Rohan

The Murderer

Richard Gale

Richard Gale

Narrator (voice)

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Production Crew

Edited By

Costume and Makeup

Not currently known.

Sound

Christopher Brady

Christopher Brady

Original Music Composer

Christopher Brady

Christopher Brady

Music

Visual Effects

Not currently known.

Camera

Not currently known.

Lighting

Not currently known.

Art Department

Not currently known.

Other Crew

Richard Gale

Richard Gale

Photoscience Manager

Richard Gale

Richard Gale

Cinematography

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