Hardbodies (1984)
Hardbodies (1984)
If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

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Cast

Grant Cramer Grant Cramer As: Scotty
Teal Roberts Teal Roberts As: Kristi
Gary Wood Gary Wood As: Hunter
Michael Rapport Michael Rapport As: Rounder
Sorrells Pickard Sorrells Pickard As: Ashby
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Storyline

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.


Tagline: If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.
Certification: R

Details

Genres: Comedy

Language: English

Release Date: 04 May 1984

Country: US

Runtime: 88m

Film Collections

Company Credits

Company: Chroma III Productions, Columbia Pictures

Budget: $1,995,000

Revenue: $7,100,000

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Cast

Grant Cramer

Grant Cramer

Scotty

Teal Roberts

Teal Roberts

Kristi

Gary Wood

Gary Wood

Hunter

Michael Rapport

Michael Rapport

Rounder

Sorrells Pickard

Sorrells Pickard

Ashby

Roberta Collins

Roberta Collins

Lana

Cindy Silver

Cindy Silver

Kimberly

Courtney Gains

Courtney Gains

Rag

Kristi Somers

Kristi Somers

Michelle

Crystal Shaw

Crystal Shaw

Candy

Darcy DeMoss

Darcy DeMoss

Dede

Antony Ponzini

Antony Ponzini

Rocco

Marvin Katzoff

Marvin Katzoff

Dorky Geek

Kip Waldo

Kip Waldo

Head Geek

Michael Miller

Michael Miller

Landlord

Chuck Hart

Chuck Hart

Young Geek

Kane Hodder

Kane Hodder

Older Geek

Kit Garfield

Kit Garfield

Hardbody in Car

Erika Dockery

Erika Dockery

Hardbody in Car

Karen Kelly

Karen Kelly

Hardbody on Bike

Karen LaVoie

Karen LaVoie

Jogging Hardbody

Kathleen Kinmont

Kathleen Kinmont

Pretty Skater

Steve Workman

Steve Workman

Hair Stylist

Jackie Easton

Jackie Easton

Girl in Dressing Room

Janet Gardner

Janet Gardner

Vixen - Lead Vocals

Jan Kuehnemund

Jan Kuehnemund

Vixen - Lead Guitar

Pia Miacco

Pia Miacco

Vixen - Bass

Laurie Hedlund

Laurie Hedlund

Vixen - Drums

Tamara Ivanov

Tamara Ivanov

Vixen - Rhythm Guitar

Juli Lawrence

Juli Lawrence

Nicki

Julie Always

Julie Always

Photo Session Hardbody

Leslee Bremmer

Leslee Bremmer

Photo Session Hardbody

Tina Riccio

Tina Riccio

Photo Session Hardbody

Karen Lybrand

Karen Lybrand

Photo Session Hardbody

Deborah Scardilli

Deborah Scardilli

Rocco's Girl

Louise Baker

Louise Baker

Rocco's Girl

Dana Gonzalez

Dana Gonzalez

Rocco's Girl

Laurie Bath

Laurie Bath

Rocco's Girl

Lorena Hartley

Lorena Hartley

Rocco's Girl

Scott Kaufman

Scott Kaufman

Krak (Group in Club)

John Steele

John Steele

Krak (Group in Club)

David Spector

David Spector

Krak (Group in Club)

Marcia Karr

Marcia Karr

Hardbody on Stairs

Steve Gold

Steve Gold

Farnsey

Joyce Jameson

Joyce Jameson

Rounder's Mom

Oliver Theess

Oliver Theess

Surfer (uncredited)

Mark Wilson

Mark Wilson

Partygoer

Directed By

Eric M. Breiman

Eric M. Breiman

Assistant Director

Daniel Eisenberg

Daniel Eisenberg

Second Assistant Director

Kathryn Weygand

Kathryn Weygand

Continuity

Marianne Fisher

Marianne Fisher

Second Unit Director

Nancy Rigg

Nancy Rigg

Continuity

Mark Griffiths

Mark Griffiths

Director

Writing Credits

Production Crew

Judy Mooradian

Judy Mooradian

Associate Producer

Geno Havens

Geno Havens

Casting

Kate Long

Kate Long

Casting Associate

Kate McMahon

Kate McMahon

Production Coordinator

Robert Roda

Robert Roda

Production Coordinator

Sy Levin

Sy Levin

Location Coordinator

Gregg Fienberg

Gregg Fienberg

Location Manager

Jeff Begun

Jeff Begun

Producer

Ken Dalton

Ken Dalton

Producer

Edited By

Jack Hilton

Jack Hilton

Assistant Editor

Andy Blumenthal

Andy Blumenthal

Editor

Costume and Makeup

Dori Cooper

Dori Cooper

Wardrobe Assistant

Medusah

Medusah

Makeup & Hair

Diane G. Fish

Diane G. Fish

Makeup & Hair Assistant

Sound

John Kwiatkowski

John Kwiatkowski

Sound Effects Editor

Roberta Doheny

Roberta Doheny

Dialogue Editor

Darryl Duran

Darryl Duran

Music Editor

Terrie Silverman

Terrie Silverman

Apprentice Sound Editor

Janice McKay

Janice McKay

Apprentice Sound Editor

David Brownlow

David Brownlow

Sound Recordist

Sarah Johnstone

Sarah Johnstone

Boom Operator

Mary Jo Devenney

Mary Jo Devenney

Boom Operator

Vic Caesar

Vic Caesar

Music Director

Kevin Benson

Kevin Benson

Music Supervisor

Irwin Mazur

Irwin Mazur

Music Supervisor

Visual Effects

Not currently known.

Camera

Chris Lombardi

Chris Lombardi

First Assistant Camera

Lex duPont

Lex duPont

Second Assistant Camera

Peter Roberts

Peter Roberts

Still Photographer

David Bodin

David Bodin

Key Grip

Herb Ault

Herb Ault

Best Boy Grip

Bob Weiss

Bob Weiss

Additional Photography

Steve Wright

Steve Wright

Additional Photography

David Calloway

David Calloway

Additional Photography

Tom Richmond

Tom Richmond

Director of Photography

Lighting

Shaun Madigan

Shaun Madigan

Gaffer

Elizabeth Webber

Elizabeth Webber

Best Boy Electric

Sven Kirsten

Sven Kirsten

Electrician

Art Department

Gregg Fonseca

Gregg Fonseca

Production Design

Annie Huntley

Annie Huntley

Set Decoration

Michael Paul Clausen

Michael Paul Clausen

Assistant Art Director

Nguyen Kim Lan

Nguyen Kim Lan

Title Designer

Other Crew

Chuck Hart

Chuck Hart

Stunts

Terry Woolman

Terry Woolman

Special Effects

Randy Digrazio

Randy Digrazio

Choreographer

BJ Davis

BJ Davis

Stunt Coordinator

Kane Hodder

Kane Hodder

Stunts

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