Minty the Assassin (2009)
Minty the Assassin (2009)
A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

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Cast

Elina Madison Elina Madison As: Minty
Anthony Ray Parker Anthony Ray Parker As: Big Boss
Tabitha Taylor Tabitha Taylor As: Double Delicious
Chip Joslin Chip Joslin As: Dr. Brain Bender
Jacki R. Chan Jacki R. Chan As: Molly Leviathan
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Storyline

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest


Tagline: A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.
Certification: Unknown

Details

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror

Language: English

Release Date: 07 August 2009

Country: US

Runtime: 80m

Company Credits

Company: Ground Down Productions

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Cast

Elina Madison

Elina Madison

Minty

Anthony Ray Parker

Anthony Ray Parker

Big Boss

Tabitha Taylor

Tabitha Taylor

Double Delicious

Chip Joslin

Chip Joslin

Dr. Brain Bender

Jacki R. Chan

Jacki R. Chan

Molly Leviathan

Hawk Younkins

Hawk Younkins

Captain Capability

Ricardo Mamood-Vega

Ricardo Mamood-Vega

Zen Cowboy

Elan Tom

Elan Tom

Bruce Zee

David A. Lockhart

David A. Lockhart

Rat Monster

Nora J. Novak

Nora J. Novak

Cute Postal Woman

Jade English

Jade English

Hot Security Guard

McKay Stewart

McKay Stewart

Sensational Ninja

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Marcus Ubungen

Marcus Ubungen

Cinematography

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