Hello, everyone, and a big warm welcome to Naked News. We've got a big show for you today, but it's always fun to start things off with a corporation caught stealing. Alana joins us now with a pretty epic price-fixing scandal! Eila, I don't know how much attention you pay to the price of tuna, but there was definitely something FISHY going on! You'd have a hard time getting even CANNED laughter with that joke!