Greetings, my lovelies, and welcome once again to Naked News, I'm Madison Banes. I've been instructed by Kat Curtis not to keep her waiting, because our first story has Marvel content, and as you can see, she's bursting to share it! I just don't want to anger my god Madison... by which I mean Thor! I know it's always been a THOR subject for you, but I wish you'd call him Chris Hemsworth!