Hello, one and all, and welcome to Naked News! I'm your hostess with the mostest, Eila Adams, and I'm tickled pink to be starting the show with the wonderful Laura, in our Naked Newsroom. What've you got for us, lady? Eila, Time Magazine has released their list of the 25 most influential people on the internet, and I am shocked to report that neither of us are on it! Well, those things are always so political...