Hello, all you fine folks, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and I'm positively itching to get to Laura, who's got the latest on the Donald Trump Jr. story everyone's talking about! I don't blame you, Eila! This is all playing out like a thriller, albeit one with a pretty dull villain! Yeah, you don't see too many movie masterminds changing their stories that quickly... or sounding that guilty in all of them!