Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and with me today, back by popular demand, is the lovely Krysta! Welcome back. So tell us what you've been up to since we saw you last! We'll be catching up more with Krysta throughout the show AND the week. But now, assuming our viewers aren't all blind from staring at the sun, Laura's got the story on everyone's mind in our Naked News Bulletins!