Hello, my lovelies. I'm Madison Banes, welcoming you to another great day here at Naked News! Hopefully, this show is a natural high for you, because as Laura's here to tell us, it's been a good couple weeks for the narcs! Madison, the War on Drugs may be an exercise in futility, but the NYPD and DEA have recently made some record busts! Oooh, I love these stories! The numbers always blow my mind!