Preview:Alexis cozies up to the stripper at her party. Recap:Luke fielded calls from creditors and lied that he was all paid up. Alexis invited him to Ned's bachelor party. She wanted him to go and say nice things about her because she was worried that no one would. Luke decided to go once he realized that all of the poker playing Quartermaines would be there and he desperately needed their money. A.J. assured Alan he wouldn't go near the bar at Ned's party because he brought his own flask. No one at Ned's party was in a jovial mood. Juan was brooding about Emily, Tony and Alan were complaining about A.J., and Edward hated everything. When A.J. and Ned argued, Edward took A.J.'s flask away and discovered that it was filled with water. They accused him of pretending to be drunk as a way to run away from his responsibilities and he didn't deny it. The evening eroded even further when a giant cake was wheeled in and a woman who looked and sounded like Ned's ex-wife Lois jumped out. Felic