Welcome to Naked News, everyone. I'm your host, Alana Blaire, and as my first hosting duty, I'm happy to send you over to our glamorous guest anchor, Laura! She's standing by in the newsroom with some UBER-important news! Uber CEO Travis Kalanick has had his ride cancelled after major investors gave him a zero-star rating! In case you don't speak Uber, that means he was forced to resign! According to the New York Times, five major investors in Uber wrote him a letter titled “Moving Uber Forward” that demanded he step down! Kalanick was already on a leave of absence in the wake of a company-wide review relating to sexual harassment accusations! Small silver lining: I guess he didn't have to worry about getting a ride home!