Greetings, one and all. I'm Laura Desiree, welcome to the beginning of another beautiful week here at Naked News! There's no place I'd rather be, and that's especially true now that Paris is flooded! Here's Marina with all the 'dommage' in the Naked Newsroom! Here's something you may not have SEINE before! Okay, the River Seine ALSO flooded in 2016, but it doesn't change the fact it's OVER TEN FEET above its normal level for this time of year! Nearly fifteen hundred people had to be evacuated, and there've been closings throughout the city, including part of the Louvre! The flooding is believed to have peaked, but if you're worried, I recommend the top of the Eiffel Tower!