Late Show with David Letterman (1993)
Late Show with David Letterman is an American late-night talk show hosted by David Letterman on CBS. The show debuted on August 30, 1993, and is produced by Letterman's production company, Worldwide Pants Incorporated and CBS Television Studios. The show's music director and band-leader of the house band, the CBS Orchestra, is Paul Shaffer. The head writer is Matt Roberts and the announcer is Alan Kalter. Of the major U.S. late-night programs, Late Show ranks second in cumulative average viewers over time and third in number of episodes over time. The show leads other late night shows in ad revenue with $271 million in 2009.
In most U.S. markets the show airs at 11:35 p.m. Eastern/Pacific time, but is recorded Monday through Wednesday at 4:30 p.m., and Thursdays at 3:30 p.m and 6:00 p.m. The second Thursday episode usually airs on Friday of that week.
In 2002, Late Show with David Letterman was ranked No. 7 on TV Guide's 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time. CBS has a contract with World
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10x01 Show #1864
03 September, 2002 8:00 am
Dave mentions that a street is being named after Paul in his hometown of Thunder Bay, Ontario. Later, Dave plays "How Many Guys in Alien Suits Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop?"
10x02 Show #1865
04 September, 2002 8:00 am
Dave shows a promo for Al Jazzera's new show "Afghani Idol;" Dave calls Paul a half-wit, then apologizes several times; George Miller comments on frozen cryogenics and asks, "What if the person froze to death?"
10x03 Show #1866
05 September, 2002 8:00 am
Steph/Monty is on the roof with binoculars, looking for Bon Jovi performing in Times Square. Later, another one of Dave's assistants applies sunscreen on our weary voyeur.
10x04 Show #1867
06 September, 2002 8:00 am
During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks how Biff chose where to go during his summer tour. Biff responds by thanking "Rand" and "McNally," who turn out to be a couple of much younger women that he's sleeping with.
10x05 Show #1868
09 September, 2002 8:00 am
Dave shows a (supposed) clip from the hit movie "SwimFan," then chats with Stephanie about the US Open.
10x06 Show #1869
10 September, 2002 8:00 am
Dave introduces the man that supposedly punched David Wells; Rupert's Paul Shaffer sandwich beats Europa Cafe's basil chicken sandwich in a taste contest; "Dr." Bill DeLace addresses the West Nile Virus.
10x07 Show #1870
11 September, 2002 8:00 am
Dave reflects on a certain one-year anniversary, then chats with his former monologue punching bag, President Bill Clinton.
10x08 Show #1871
12 September, 2002 8:00 am
Dave announces the show can no longer be seen in Mexico City; Dave introduces Network Time Killers such as "Korean Soap Opera Clip of the Night" and "Anton Fig's Beret of Mystery"; a dry wall joint sealer is tonight's mystery gadget on "What the Hell Is It?"
10x09 Show #1872
13 September, 2002 8:00 am
Dave announces that any cell phones that go off during the taping will be smashed with a hammer; "Dr. Phil" (Gerard) tells Dave that he's deeply insane; Rich Hall comments on "Hollywood's Nicest Couple."
10x10 Show #1873
23 September, 2002 8:00 am
After watching Oprah win the Bob Hope Award at last night's Emmys; Dave demands to win it in 2003; Dave gives Barbara Gaines a kiss for her heartfelt speech at last night's ceremony (five-peat!); Biff visits the set of "CSI: Miami."
10x11 Show #1874
24 September, 2002 8:00 am
In observance of an incedent that occured at a White Sox-Royals game the previous week, two shirtless drunks beat the crap out of Alan. Later, a Civil War battle is awkwardly recreated on 53rd Street.
10x12 Show #1875
25 September, 2002 8:00 am
During the annual "New for Fall" segment, Alan's hair changes color. Later in the same segment, he is beaten up by Harvey Keitel.
10x13 Show #1876
26 September, 2002 8:00 am
Artiste Phillipe Petit walks on a metal cable 12 stories up and 120 feet long across Broadway.
10x14 Show #1877
27 September, 2002 8:00 am
Dave announces that he has "nitrogen narcosis." Later, during CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin recalls his harrowing experience of being stuck in an elevator for three hours... with Regis!
10x15 Patricia Heaton
30 September, 2002 8:00 am
10x16 David Schwimmer, Avril Lavigne
01 October, 2002 8:00 am
10x17 Anthony LaPaglia, Clinic
02 October, 2002 8:00 am
10x18 Edward Norton, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
03 October, 2002 8:00 am
10x19 David Arquette, comedian Todd Lynn
04 October, 2002 8:00 am
10x20 Show #1883
07 October, 2002 8:00 am
53rd Street is the stage for the Purina® Dog Chow diving competition; Dave has choice words for Don Hewitt, who disliked a "60 Minutes" joke from last friday's show; Dave shows "Rejected FDA Items" such as Elmer's® glue with ten essential vitamins and minerals, "Goat-umms®," and Tums® Spicy Jalapeño; Steph/Monty takes a plunge into the doggie water.
10x21 Show #1884
08 October, 2002 8:00 am
A recurring joke for the night (which involved an ice ball called Quaoar) is botched when Harold Larkin disappears; Senator John McCain plugs his new book "Worth the Fighting For"; David Sedaris stands at a little podium and reads one of his hilarious essays.
10x22 Show #1885
09 October, 2002 8:00 am
Tonight's desk time begins with trouble. A housefly is buzzing Dave, then lands on a guest chair. Dave takes a swat at it and declares "Late Show" a no-fly zone. Later, George Clarke is caught consuming glue.
10x23 Show #1886
10 October, 2002 8:00 am
America's fastest-growing whoop-tee-do, "Stump the Band," has the CBS Orchestra so excited that Paul is doing his horrible Carnac impression again. Later, Michelle Pheiffer promotes "White Oleander."
10x24 Show #1887
11 October, 2002 8:00 am
During CBS Mailbag, someone asks "Who is the smartest person on the Late Show staff?" Dave points out that Late Show Film Coordinator Rick "Shecky" Scheckman is very well-read. George Clarke interrupts to make his case, but Dave isn't buying it. Shortly afterwards, George picks up an armload of library books, then drops them from a window onto Shecky on the street. Shecky kicks the bucket.
10x25 Show #1888
14 October, 2002 8:00 am
Dave shows a newspaper ad from Indy for the Dancers Showclub, instructing guests to take 12B off the "Dave Letterman Expressway." He thanks them by promoting the nudie club near the end of the show. Also, Pink sings "Family Portrait."
10x26 Show #1889
15 October, 2002 8:00 am
Dave announces he's been named the 17th-most-powerful person in show business; Don Rickles' torso is the supposed mystery scan on the "Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge"; Faith Hill discusses her five-year-old daughter's love of Aerosmith.
10x27 Show #1890
16 October, 2002 8:00 am
Dave walks around during the monologue; Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave fame) sits in; a giant rat flies over New York City; Naomi Watts promotes “The Ring.”
10x28 Show #1891
17 October, 2002 8:00 am
According to Dave, scientists have discovered a massive black hole at the center of our Milky Way galaxy. Head carpenter Harold Larkin is good enough to open the side stage door so we can have a look. The black hole sucks Harold's pants off. Later, Alan professes his love for the Anaheim Angels' Rally Monkey.
10x29 Show #1892
18 October, 2002 8:00 am
During CBS Mailbag, George Clarke receives a mint-flavored flu shot, and we learn where the blue index cards go after each show (the furnace). Later, Late Show warm-up comedian Eddie Brill does standup.
10x30 Show #1893
28 October, 2002 8:00 am
Steph/Monty asks "Survivor 5" loser Robb Zbacnik two very interrogating questions: 1. "How did you find the weather in Thailand?" 2. "Did you see or touch any monkeys?" Also, Anaheim Angels pitcher Scott Spiezio presents the Top Ten via satellite, Bonnie Hunt surprises Dave by wearing glasses during her interview; Christina Aguilera sings "Beautiful."
10x31 Show #1894
29 October, 2002 8:00 am
Intuitive Deborah Lynn ready for another dismal failure in "Psychic Sandwich"; Dave looks at a Cooking Light magazine for some unexplained reason; Salma Hayek promotes "Frida."
10x32 Show #1895
30 October, 2002 8:00 am
It's a somber and bittersweet night as Dave brings out longtime friend Warren Zevon as his only guest. Zevon was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, and the second half of the episode is just him performing. -- heystu
10x33 Show #1896
31 October, 2002 8:00 am
Amongst this year's "New Halloween Costumes:" Dr. Phil, a "Marlboro Grocery Check-Out order divider," and a trio of Saddam Hussein doubles. Plus, ten drill instructors present the Top Ten, Jerry Seinfeld comments on terrorism, and Foo Fighters perform "All My Life."
10x34 Show #1897
01 November, 2002 8:00 am
During CBS Mailbag, George Clarke explains why breakfast is the most important meal of the day, while Dave has an exclusive interview with "Lizzie Grubman" (actually Gerard Mulligan). Later, Dave welcomes his old buddy Don Rickles.
10x35 Show #1898
04 November, 2002 8:00 am
During "Stupid Human Tricks," a couple from Chicago switches underwear with each other without taking off their clothes; former Mets manager Bobby Valentine presents the Top Ten; Sean Hayes of "Will & Grace" fame plugs the TV biopic "Martin & Lewis."
10x36 Show #1899
06 November, 2002 8:00 am
Dave shows (bogus) footage of Bill Clinton accepting the nomination for a third term in office; Julianne Moore plugs "Far From Heaven"; 14-year-old sports journalist Grant Paulson gives his two cents about current events.
10x37 Show #1900
07 November, 2002 8:00 am
Dave accuses Indianapolis mayor Bart Peterson of letting the expressway thing go through, and then makes an ultimatum. Later, a "Kid Inventor" from Tampa demonstrates her "Easy Fill Garbage Bag System."
10x38 Show #1901
08 November, 2002 8:00 am
During Mailbag, James Jackson "Biff" Henderson "answers" a question about his name by standing around with the Hi-Ho girls; Dave points out that this his 1900th episode on CBS, give or take a special; legendary TV director and fashion model Hal Gurnee brings Paul his cape.
10x39 Show #1902
11 November, 2002 8:00 am
Steph/Monty analyzes the recent election; Robin Williams promotes his "Live on Broadway" CD; ten astronauts present the Top Ten.
10x40 Show #1903
12 November, 2002 8:00 am
Dave apologizes to his Broadway neighbors for setting off fireworks the previous night; Dave points out that in Europe, the name of Eminem's new movie is "12.875 Kilometer"; Missy Elliott performs "Work It."
10x41 Show #1904
13 November, 2002 8:00 am
Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits sits in; Joe Pantoliano plugs his new book; amongst the potential bestsellers coming out this Christmas: More Advice I Pulled Out of My Ass by Dr. Phil.
10x42 Show #1905
14 November, 2002 8:00 am
During a timeline of a day in the life of Saddam Hussein, we learn that Iraqi People Weekly has named him "Sexiest Man Alive" for the tenth straight year. Also, Pat and Kenny read another Oprah transcript, this time with Kenny playing an overexcited Goldie Hawn.
10x43 Show #1906
15 November, 2002 8:00 am
CBS Mailbag: A viewer asks, "How would New York City be different if you were mayor?" We then go outside to where two police officers are cracking down on a parking violator. His punishment? He has to sit in the Late Show audience.
10x44 Show #1907
18 November, 2002 8:00 am
The entire audience for tonight's show is from Schoharie, New York. In honor of his generosity, the street that goes to the local sewer plant has been renamed "David Letterman Lane." Also, "Biff Henderson's America" visits Schoharie, the mayor of the village presents the Top Ten, and matchbox twenty performs "Disease."
10x45 Show #1908
19 November, 2002 8:00 am
Dave asks Harold Larkin if he watched the Lenoid Meteor Shower last night. He then opens the exit next to the stage, where, with the magic of green-screen, the moon explodes. Also, Shania Twain sings "I'm Gonna Getcha Good!"
10x46 Show #1909
20 November, 2002 8:00 am
Adam Sandler expresses a desire to hang out with Dave. Also, the Pussycat Dolls burlesque troupe performs with special guest Carmen Electra.
10x47 Show #1910
21 November, 2002 8:00 am
Dave points out that a doctor in England recently did an autopsy for a paying audience. Cut to George Clarke, in the boiler room, who by coincidence is also conducting an autopsy... on a chicken. George is unable to determine the cause of death, but the corpse sure is tasty!
10x48 Show #1911
22 November, 2002 8:00 am
During Mailbag, a viewer asks if Biff ever takes off his headset. Dave spins the query by asking what he listens to on those things. Biff then removes the headset and puts it up to the boom microphone. We can hear the opening theme and intro of Jay Leno's show. Biff quickly adds, "I only listen to the monologue."
10x49 Show #1912
25 November, 2002 8:00 am
Lisa Kudrow promotes "Analyze That" while Audioslave brings the house down (almost literally) with a scorching rendition of "Cochise."
10x50 Show #1913
26 November, 2002 8:00 am
Production staff member Eddie Valk tries to answer the question, "Can a Guy in a Turkey Suit Hail a Cab?" Apparently not. Later, Steph/Monty grills George Clooney about his nude scene in the film "Solaris."
10x51 Show #1914
27 November, 2002 8:00 am
Dave rants about a false alarm on a New York City blizzard; amongst the potential bestselling gifts for Christmas is a futuristic clock that tells the time one hour in the future; Bill DeLace presents "Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear in a Supermarket."
10x52 Show #1915
28 November, 2002 8:00 am
For Thanksgiving, Marv Albert sits at Dorothy's kitchen table, eagerly anticipating one of her world-famous pies. Also, The Strokes perform "Someday."
10x53 Show #1916
29 November, 2002 8:00 am
During Mailbag, Dave mentions that he's been a very good boy this year and that he wants a John Deere riding mower for Christmas. Also, comedian Jann Karam talks about her boyfriend.
10x54 Show #1917
09 December, 2002 8:00 am
A giant rat knocks over the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center; during "Stephanie Birkett, Official Pollster," Dave's assistant asks a man on the street if Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is gay; Sum 41 performs "Still Waiting."
10x55 Show #1918
10 December, 2002 8:00 am
10x56 Show #1919
11 December, 2002 8:00 am
Throughout the night, Biff attempts to build an IKEA bookshelf in the theater lobby. Despite using only the Swedish instructions and claiming "I can't build s***," the bookshelf is completed by the end of the show.
10x57 Show #1920
12 December, 2002 8:00 am
During "KYCE," a cop attempts to punch Dave; Allison Janney plugs "The Hours."
10x58 Show #1921
13 December, 2002 8:00 am
Dave waxes philosophy: "I believe there isn't a man, woman, or child who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage." Also, comedian Mike Birbiglia makes his network television debut.
10x59 Show #1922
16 December, 2002 8:00 am
Dave repeatedly shows a "60 Minutes" clip showcasing Lesley Stahl's unique facial movements; as they do every year, Rupert, Joe G, Mujibur, and Sirajul decorate the Late Show Christmas Tree; Coldplay performs "In My Place"; the giant meatball on the tree falls apart.
10x60 Show #1923
17 December, 2002 8:00 am
Osama and his half-awake sidekick sing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." Also, Dave ponders, "How Many Guys In Santa Suits Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop?" By the end of the show, there are 19 Santas with beards, 5 without facial hair, and one guy dressed up as Superman standing in the shop.
10x61 Show #1924
18 December, 2002 8:00 am
Greg Adams of The Tower of Power horn section sits in; Osama and his sidekick sing Christmas carols; Dave reads Daniel Boloud's cookbook.
10x62 Show #1925
19 December, 2002 8:00 am
George Clarke takes a bath in the "Will It Float?" tank; the sixteen stars of "Survivor: Thailand" present the Top Ten; Phish performs "All of These Dreams."
10x63 Show #1926
20 December, 2002 8:00 am
Osama Bin Laden wishes Dave a merry christmas via video greeting card; Gerard Mulligan has something to say to Al Gore during "CBS Mailbag;" an annual tradition continues as Jay Thomas tries to knock the meatball of the Late Show Christmas Tree.
10x64 Show #1927
26 December, 2002 8:00 am
During "Is This Anything?," a man swallows a neon light sword. Dave and Paul agree that this is something, but only because of the danger involved.
10x65 Show #1928
27 December, 2002 8:00 am
10x66 Show #1929
06 January, 2003 8:00 am
Dave shows a copy of George Foreman's new book, followed by a "Michael Caine Grill"; Stephanie dances like her unnamed ex-boyfriend to the band playing Rod Stewart's "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"; Michael Caine promotes The Quiet American.
10x67 Show #1930
07 January, 2003 8:00 am
Dave discusses his experiences with shampooing over the years, and announces that earlier today he inadvertently conditioned before shampooing. Lo and behold, there's absolutely no difference! Also, Chris Elliott makes his twentieth-odd triumphant return to the Late Show.
10x68 Show #1931
08 January, 2003 8:00 am
The shirtless father and son from that White Sox-Royals game in 2002 are elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame; Merv Griffin promotes his autobiography; Interpol performs "PDA."
10x69 Show #1932
09 January, 2003 8:00 am
Ten members of the 82nd Airborne Division based in Afghanistan present the Top Ten. The soldier who presents #6 proposes to his girlfriend, who accepts via telephone. Also, today's "Late Show Fun Fact" reveals that Wink Martindale once beat a "Tic-Tac-Dough" contestant with his bare hands.
10x70 Show #1933
10 January, 2003 8:00 am
Mailbag: Dave shows an ad for the mother of all reality shows, "Bachelorette Millionaire Boat Survivor Race Factor Idol." He also tries to make sense out of "Rael" (Gerard), a Quebecois cult leader who supposedly cloned the first human earlier this week. After revealing the first cloned baby is really a dog, he rebounds with "Rael's Pigskin Pick of the Week."
10x71 Show #1934
13 January, 2003 8:00 am
Dave talks football, while Jimmy Kimmel promotes his upcoming talk show on ABC.
10x72 Show #1935
14 January, 2003 8:00 am
Dave announces that today is the 3rd anniversary of his quintuple bypass, and upon mentioning this, Regis interrupts the jokes to give Dave a quick check-up. "You're screwed," Regis proclaims. Throughout the night, Dave reflects on the bypass, claiming he ran five miles six weeks after the bypass. Near the end of the show, Dave tells former announcer Bob Sarlette that his cholesterol is a healthy 46.
10x73 Show #1936
15 January, 2003 8:00 am
Dave shows a bogus eulogy by the network commemorating yesterday's big anniversary; Sandra Bullock promotes Two Weeks Notice; Dave asks Biff to check the weather outside, and watches as several penguins waddle through Broadway.
10x74 Show #1937
16 January, 2003 8:00 am
CBS won't stop airing their 30-second eulogy to the "late, great" Dave; Dave shows a promo for the upcoming Survivor: Jihad, then wishes a happy birthday to an audience member.
10x75 Show #1938
17 January, 2003 8:00 am
Mailbag: "Who do you consider to be your best friend from the Late Show?" Paul responds to this question by performing an original song dedicated to his best friend in the whole wide world, the man who changed his life for the better for the last twenty-one years, boom operator Al Norwood.
10x76 Show #1939
20 January, 2003 8:00 am
Osama praises "Kangaroo Jack" for his contempt for the infidels; Steph/Monty reviews the aforementioned movie, then makes a daring Super Bowl prediction (Bucs by 26!); "Dwight the Troubled Teen" (an Asian woman) vividly expresses his hatred of Alan.
10x77 Show #1940
21 January, 2003 8:00 am
It's so cold outside, Alan's hair has turned a light shade of blue, but it turns out to be a Clairol® mishap. Also, Dave bids farewell to longtime comic foils Mujibur and Sirajul by giving them a Hoover Steamvac vacuum cleaner, and Regis talks football.
10x78 Show #1941
22 January, 2003 8:00 am
Alan's hair has now turned green; Paul tries to spin a ball on a parasol like the lady who appeared in tonight's "Is This Anything?", but fails miserably; Tina Fey promotes the Saturday Night Live (Super Bowl) Halftime Special.
10x79 Show #1942
23 January, 2003 8:00 am
In a new, experimental segment, reporter Penny Crone contributes a "Local News Update of the Night"; Dave admits that his friends are getting sick of "Is This Anything?", but he keeps on doing it anyway; Zwan performs "Honestly."
10x80 Show #1943
24 January, 2003 8:00 am
Mailbag: George Clarke has learned to speak Italian: "Imgana cuccia nutsoff." Also, fertile make-up maven Michele O'Callaghan provides a cape for Paul's Friday night breakdown.
10x81 Show #1944
03 February, 2003 8:00 am
Dave congratulates Frank Comito upon the birth of his daughter; Biff reports from Super Bowl XXXVII; a capybara (a large rat) sits on Kate Hudson's head and eats a banana, with due thanks to Jack Hanna.
10x82 Show #1945
04 February, 2003 8:00 am
10x83 Show #1946
05 February, 2003 8:00 am
Upon showing off a fake invitation to Colin Powell's address to the United Nations, Dave starts singing a Paul Anka song; Alan hits on the wife of Hans Blix, and then later learns that he has just been fired and replaced.
10x84 Show #1947
06 February, 2003 8:00 am
10x85 Show #1948
07 February, 2003 8:00 am
During Mailbag, Dave shows a clip from the upcoming CBS drama "CSI: Lancaster, PA"; the Kids in the Hall comedy troupe performs a skit about women's problems; Paul's Friday-night homage to James Brown is returned as the Godfather of Soul delivers his cape.
10x86 Show #1949
10 February, 2003 8:00 am
Alan is dressed as Saddam Hussein, claiming he's just trying to do his part; throughout the night, show dogs from the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show walk around the theater; Pat Farmer drinks paint; at the end of the show, Kenny Sheehan sneaks in disguised as a beagle.
10x87 Show #1950
11 February, 2003 8:00 am
Throughout the night, Steph/Monty shops at 21 on 52nd Street.
10x88 Show #1951
12 February, 2003 8:00 am
10x89 Show #1952
13 February, 2003 8:00 am
Steph/Monty is dressed in a kimono for "Know Your Current Events"; Dave mentions that Dr. Phil will be on Monday, and he plans to open up a serious can of whoop-ass; Homer Simpson (voiced by Dan Castellaneta) presents the Top Ten.
10x90 Show #1953
14 February, 2003 8:00 am
Dave talks to "Michael Jackson" (actually Gerard) during CBS Mailbag. Later, comedian Dennis Regan rants about marriage.
10x91 Show #1954
17 February, 2003 8:00 am
Throughout the night, Steph/Monty measures the accumulated snowfall on the roof of the theater; Daytona 500 champion Michael Waltrip presents the Top Ten; Dr. Phil makes his first-ever appearance on the Late Show, and it appears that he can take a joke; Beck performs "Lost Cause."
10x92 Show #1955
18 February, 2003 8:00 am
A guy whose flight from LaGuardia to Atlanta was delayed by snow sits in with the band; Mayor Bloomberg presents the Top Ten; Alan wants Dwight the Troubled Teen to shovel snow.
10x93 Show #1956
19 February, 2003 8:00 am
Amongst the "New Catalogs": Crate & Barrel (with new barrel-sized crates), Starbucks Coffee by Mail, and something called "International Monkey." Also, Kevin Spacey does impressions of Elton John and Johnny Carson, while Alan threatens the sound engineer after a (supposed) gaffe on last night's show.
10x94 Show #1957
20 February, 2003 8:00 am
In honor of tonight's Turkey Calling Champions, Dave has a swig of Wild Turkey bourbon; "Biff Henderson's America" makes a stop in Palomar Mountain, California, where he stands out on a ledge yelling out names of 50's-era wrestlers for an echo; The Flaming Lips perform "Do You Realize?"
10x95 Show #1958
21 February, 2003 8:00 am
Solomon Burke sits in; during Mailbag, Dave points out that a nudist-friendly Kinko's has opened nearby, while "police chief" Bill DeLace complains that Dave and Harold Larkin have run the bleeding-neck gag into the ground; Dave chats with Lynne Cox, who swam a mile to Antarctica in near-freezing water.
10x96 Show #1959
24 February, 2003 8:00 am
Dave mentions that Paul and Alan were involved with last night's Grammy Awards; Rupert asks "non-surviving Survivor" Janet Koth if there was any hanky-panky in the Amazon (but of course); Steve Martin shows (bogus) clips of some of his less memorable appearances on the Late Show, including dangling a baby off a third-floor balcony.
10x97 Show #1960
25 February, 2003 8:00 am
Dave mentions that he woke up this morning with a swollen eye, then hypothesizes that it's either an irritation, infection or inflammation; during "Stupid Human Tricks," a man juggles and removes his shirt at the same time; Norah Jones is presented with a Grammy© made out of lunch meat.
10x98 Show #GH7
26 February, 2003 8:00 am
Dave's worsening eye infection puts him on the bench indefinitely, so scheduled guest Bruce Willis fills in for Daddy. Amongst tonight's highlights: Bruno and George Clarke duct tape plastic sheets on the backdrop; the "Lean Mean EZ CD Opening Machine" (a sledge hammer) is demonstrated; Paul interviews Bruce, then Bruce sits in with the band on harmonica; John Mayer performs "Why Georgia."
10x99 Show #GH8
27 February, 2003 8:00 am
Tennis great John McEnroe fills in for Dave, whose condition has not improved; Fred Schnieder of The B-52's fills in for Paul, whom, according to Bones Malone, has an appointment with Dr. Phil; John and Tom Arnold help Eric Ripert make Black Pepper and Cognac Shrimp.
10x100 Show #GH9
28 February, 2003 8:00 am
Regis fills in for Dave, who has now been diagnosed with shingles; Greg Giraldo does stand-up; Kathleen Edwards sings "Hockey Skates."
10x101 Show #GH10
10 March, 2003 8:00 am
Whoopi Goldberg (a former talk-show host in her own right) is the latest to fill in for Dave during his extended bout with shingles. She starts the monologue by announcing that "tonight's show is in color," and then points out that the CBS Orchestra was once again the house band of last weekend's Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. Also, comedian Andy Vastola makes his network television debut.
10x102 Show #GH11
11 March, 2003 8:00 am
Guest host Vince Vaughn charms the audience and hits on Rosie Perez.
10x103 Show #GH12
12 March, 2003 8:00 am
10x104 Show #GH13
13 March, 2003 8:00 am
Will Ferrell joins fellow "Old School" star Vince Vaughn as a guest host on Letterman. In his monolouge, Will does his famous George W. Bush impression and serenades the absent host with his version of Kenny Rogers' "Lady." Later on, the up and coming rock band The American Hi-Fi performs their hit "The Art of Losing."
10x105 Show #GH14
14 March, 2003 8:00 am
Will & Grace star Megan Mullally shows a clip of her tripping as she walked onstage to accept an award at last Sunday's Screen Actors Guild awards. Later, she sings a blues number called "Guilty."
10x106 Show #GH15
17 March, 2003 8:00 am
Brad Garrett of Everybody Loves Raymond fame does a very Letterman-esque, one-liner heavy monologue, then mentions a recent medical mishap where his testes broke his fall. Also, Lyle Lovett sings "Straighten Up and Fly Right."
10x107 Show #GH16
18 March, 2003 8:00 am
Chicago-born comedian (and old friend of Dave's) Tom Dreseen becomes the latest fill-in host for Dave. He mentions that a fan outside the theater mistook him for Regis, then goes a spiel about his daughter's love of hip-hop. Also, lesbian comedian Suzanne Westenhoefer performs.
10x108 Show #GH17
19 March, 2003 8:00 am
10x109 Show #GH18
24 March, 2003 8:00 am
Paul fills in for Dave, lamenting in song about the big shoes he has to fill; Mike Smith of the Dave Clark Five fills in for Paul, who later sings the band's hit "Because"; indie rocker Cat Power makes her network television debut, and is so camera-shy she can't seem to eye contact with the audience.
10x110 Show #GH19
25 March, 2003 8:00 am
In a bizarre running gag, Bill Cosby pretends to be so senile that a substitute cue-card boy introduces all of tonight's guests; Hilton Ruiz, Spaceman Paterson, Steve Berrios, and Andy Gonzales all sit in lieu of a temporary depleted band tonight (only Paul, Sid and Bruce bothered to show up); Sofia Vergara promotes Chasing Papi; the D4 performs "Get Loose."
10x111 Show #GH20
26 March, 2003 8:00 am
Luke Wilson brings up a story about how he told his Old School co-stars Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn he was hosting the Late Show. He was surprised by how unimpressed they were, as they also filled in for Dave. Later in the show, Seether performs "Driven Under."
10x112 Show #1961
31 March, 2003 9:00 am
Dave returns from a month-long hiatus and makes fun of his health problems. He also shows an old "Tonight Show" clip as a tribute to the late, great George Miller.
10x113 Show #1962
01 April, 2003 9:00 am
"I have to be here tonight," Dave utters in the monologue, "I'm out of sick days." An "Incredible Dog Challenge" sponsored by Purina Dog Chow has been postponed by the weather, but that doesn't stop George Clarke from welding a metal garbage can.
10x114 Show #1963
02 April, 2003 9:00 am
Dave shows footage of Donald Rumsfeld unintentionally flipping the bird at a press conference, and later he chats with adolescent "Bernie Mac Show" star Jeremy Suarez.
10x115 Show #1964
03 April, 2003 9:00 am
After admitting that his medicine is making him bloated, Dave loosens his belt for all the world to see; during Biff's annual visit to Yankees Spring Training, he and Hideki Matsui recreate Abbott & Costello's "Who's On First?" routine; ten members of an Air Force base in Alaska present the Top Ten; Bo Diddley and the Debby Hastings Band performs "Who Do You Love."
10x116 Show #1965
04 April, 2003 9:00 am
Mailbag: "Does Alan Kalter really have a twin?" Dave points out that he does have a brother named Rick, but Alan interrupts with a chin rub. Apparently, Big Red recently discovered he has a twin sister, Denise. After catching up on lost time at a local restaurant, Alan and Denise go to his place and make out.
10x117 Show #1966
08 April, 2003 8:00 am
Dave shows a clip of Les Moonves on last night's episode of The Practice; Dave warns Steph/Monty to not ask the monkey question, but she does anyway; The Folksmen (stars of the film "A Mighty Wind") perform "Old Joe's Place."
10x118 Show #1967
09 April, 2003 8:00 am
Dave and Paul wonder openly what to ask Lisa Marie Presley, who is on the show tonight to promote her first solo album. Later in the show, she sings "Lights Out."
10x119 Show #1968
14 April, 2003 8:00 am
Dave reminds us that his 56th birthday was on Saturday, but he claims it was really his 34th and CBS aged him; Dave tells a funny story about George Miller's memorial service; "Hootie Johnson" presents Dave with a green Masters jacket.
10x120 Show #1969
15 April, 2003 8:00 am
Dave announces that the Late Show (and not CNN) has the legal rights to a screen caption that reads "Showdown: Syria"; Tony Mendez gets scolded by Daddy for abbreviating "Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom" to "Dr. Phil's Words of W" on a cue-card; a woman who lost her luggage at JFK Airport participates in the new Hello Deli game "What's Your Problem?" (and she loses).
10x121 Show #1970
16 April, 2003 8:00 am
Dave shows footage of chaos on the streets of Baghdad that bears that striking resemblance to West Side Story; a man balancing a burning bowling ball participates in "Is This Anything?"; Todd Rundgren performs "Hello, It's Me" (a song he would perform on the show again later that year).
10x122 Show #1971
17 April, 2003 8:00 am
Dave congratulates cameraman Dave Dorsett on fifty years in the biz; during Mailbag, a viewer asks why Dave doesn't throw stuff off the roof anymore, resulting in a flashback where Paul and his office supplies are thrown onto 53rd Street; The Exies perform "My Goddess."
10x123 Show #1972
28 April, 2003 8:00 am
Due to today's weather, Dave raises the temperature inside the theater from 53 to 57 degrees; Dave comments on the Iraqi playing cards, then points out that Mickey Rooney is the 8 of diamonds; Jack Hanna brings two emus and an oryx (an African antelope) onstage.
10x124 Show #1973
29 April, 2003 8:00 am
Sam Moore sits in again; Carmen Rasmussen of "American Idol" presents the Top Ten; John Malkovich promotes his new clothing line.
10x125 Show #1974
30 April, 2003 8:00 am
An Iraqi Republican guard that bears more than a passing resemblance to a dazed Calvert walks by Dave right after the monologue; Dave attempts to make "Wash it, gas it, give me the keys" his new catchphrase; Lily Chin (the world's fastest crocheter) makes Dave half of a sweater; The Minus 5 and Wilco join together to perform "The Town That Lost Its Groove Supply."
10x126 Show #1975
01 May, 2003 8:00 am
Mailbag: "Whatever happened to the bear that mauled Alan Kalter?" According to VH1's Where Are They Now?, the bear was fired for stealing a monitor in 1999, but he rebounded and now works in middle management for Oglivy & Mather. Dave invites the bear in to take a bow, and he runs over towards Alan in a frightening pose, then backs off and walks offstage. Also, Pulitzer Prize winner Robert A. Caro presents the Top Ten.
10x127 Show #1976
02 May, 2003 8:00 am
Dave has Kentucky Derby announcer Dave Johnson on the phone so he can hear him say, “…and down the stretch they come!”; the latest “Rejected FDA Items” include baloney playing cards; Don Rickles does stand-up.
10x128 Show #1977
05 May, 2003 8:00 am
Prompted by an audience member's request the week before, Pat, Steph/Monty, and a new employee throw stuff off the roof throughout the show for the first time since 1998; Dave meets Christy Smith, the first disabled contestant to appear on "Survivor" (she's hearing-impaired).
10x129 Show #1978
06 May, 2003 8:00 am
Dave shows off his regular coffee mug, then a mug given to him by Dr. Phil that's almost twice that size, then the new, even larger Late Show mug; during "Stupid Human Tricks," a man puts pennies up his nose with his tongue; Kelly Clarkson sings "Miss Independent."
10x130 Show #1979
07 May, 2003 8:00 am
A staffer dressed as Nightcrawler from the "X-Men" movies tries to hail a cab, but ends up on a rickshaw; Joe Lieberman presents the Top Ten; Ziggy Marley performs "True to Myself."
10x131 Show #1980
08 May, 2003 8:00 am
During Mailbag, Biff answers yet another question about his headset by unsuccessfully attempting to seduce the author of the letter; ten celebrity moms (including Dorothy) present the Top Ten; Marilyn Manson discusses painting with watercolors and later hangs out in the green room with the mothers.
10x132 Show #1981
09 May, 2003 8:00 am
Dave shows a CBS promo for "Saddam Week"; a box of fish sticks and a bottle of perfume are subjected to a rare "Will It Float?" doubleheader; Albert Brooks promotes Finding Nemo and pretends to complain about his woes.
10x133 Show #1982
12 May, 2003 8:00 am
A high school senior in Jersey decides on his prom tuxedo, and ends up choosing a powder blue leisure suit; during "Stupid Pet Tricks," a pink poodle sorts out blocks of different shapes; Survivor: Amazon winner Jenna Morasca is interrogated on all fronts, with burning questions from Dave, Paul, Rupert, and Monty.
10x134 Show #1983
13 May, 2003 8:00 am
Dave reads the new disclaimer on the New York Times ("Not all articles are factual"); Chief Warrant Officers David Williams and Ronald Young, Jr. tell their incredible story of survival as Iraqi POWs; Jada Pinkett Smith promotes The Matrix Reloaded.
10x135 Show #1984
14 May, 2003 8:00 am
Biff walks the streets of New York City looking for celebrities, or, for that matter, celebrity lookalikes; during a cooking segment with Eric Ripert, Dave slings back a bottle of Jack Daniels; Avril Lavigne performs "Losing Grip."
10x136 Show #1985
15 May, 2003 8:00 am
Dave hypes some of the new shows that will be appearing on the networks this fall; Rupert Jee lets off a little steam on "CBS Mailbag;" Jack Johnson performs "The Horizon Has Been Defeated."
10x137 Show #1986
16 May, 2003 8:00 am
John Goodman discusses his "promotion" to President on The West Wing; Johnny Knoxville delivers Paul's cape; Nas and Alicia Keys perform "Warrior Song."
10x138 Show #1987
19 May, 2003 8:00 am
Dave does the "Charts and Graphs" segment for the first time in over a year; Mark Wahlberg talks about his girlfriend, unborn child, and new house; The Sounds perform "Seven Days a Week."
10x139 Show #1988
20 May, 2003 8:00 am
After Dave makes a joke about CBS' recent miniseries about Adolf Hitler, Paul and the band plays "Danke Schoen;" a woman is given the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to call, and then hang up on Regis; Alan has a few words to say about "American Idol;" Jim Carrey shows off his idea for a reality show; Chevelle performs "Send The Pain Below."
10x140 Show #1989
21 May, 2003 8:00 am
Dave shows off the latest oversized Late Show mug; Regis admits his contempt for last night's comedy bit at Hello Deli; 3 Doors Down performs "The Road I'm On."
10x141 Show #1990
22 May, 2003 8:00 am
Dave announces that the unwieldy-huge Late Show mug that debuted last night is available for parties, and Dave attempts to sip some coffee out of it; Liam Lynch performs his novelty hit "United States of Whatever."
10x142 Show #1991
23 May, 2003 8:00 am
Throughout the night, Biff assembles a Weber Grill in the lobby; half the audience is comprised of sailors; Kareem Abdul-Jabbar delivers Paul's cape.
10x143 Show #1992
02 June, 2003 8:00 am
In honor of a recent Team Rahal victory, Dave makes car noises; Steph/Monty discusses last weekend's Indianapolis 500 via telephone; "What's on the Barbeque" finds Biff trying to guess what type of meat is being cooked on the grill built last week on the show; Dave tries to persuade tonight's guests to also make engine noises.
10x144 Show #1993
03 June, 2003 8:00 am
Tisziji Munoz (a mentor of Paul's) sits in on guitar; Rupert and a Long Island girl play "Stop the Slicer"; Alan introduces a video montage of what are intended to be various celebrities, but Dave criticizes him and Alan starts sobbing; Alec Baldwin tells an amusing story about his hypochondria.
10x145 Show #1994
04 June, 2003 8:00 am
Dave mentions that Tom Arnold will be filling in for him Friday night; staffer Eddie Valk participates in "Can a Guy in a Horse Suit Get into FlashDancers?" After successfully enter the nudie bar, Eddie then attempts to hail a taxi but ends up annoying passerby.
10x146 Show #1995
05 June, 2003 8:00 am
Dave and Paul discuss skin diving; Dave makes the new Hillary Clinton memoirs the butt of several jokes; Seth Green promotes The Italian Job.
10x147 Show #GH21
06 June, 2003 8:00 am
Tom Arnold fills in for Dave as he takes yet another night off. Later on, Tom welcomes longtime "SNL" cast member Darrell Hammond and rock group Train.
10x148 Show #1996
09 June, 2003 8:00 am
Dave talks about a weekend onion-slicing accident involving his pinky, which results in a medical procedure live on stage.
10x149 Show #1997
10 June, 2003 8:00 am
Dave and Paul play "Millionaire or Kenny?" Later, Barbara Gaines (making a rare on-camera appearance) receives a surprise birthday cake; Bruce Willis shows off his new hairdo.
10x150 Show #1998
11 June, 2003 8:00 am
Lauren Graham talks about her recent real estate acquisition; Marv Albert shows some of his favorite bloopers.
10x151 Show #1999
12 June, 2003 8:00 am
On "CBS Mailbag," Alan Kalter is beaten up by leprechauns, plus Dave welcomes Harrison Ford, which gives him the chance to rehash a favorite line: "I bought my first car at "Harrison Ford!"
10x152 Show #GH22
13 June, 2003 8:00 am
Host Tom Green (an Ottawa Senators fan) gets body-checked by Scott Stevens of the rival New Jersey Devils. Also, comedian Isaac Witty and singer-songwriter Damien Rice make their respective network television debuts.
10x153 Show #2000
16 June, 2003 8:00 am
Dave celebrates an important milestone; Biff Henderson goes to a senior prom in New Jersey; Dave chats with Hillary Clinton.
10x154 Show #2001
17 June, 2003 8:00 am
Rupert and Dave play "Name That Baldwin"; Rob Reiner brags about his recent weight loss; Paul Teutel and Paul Teutel Jr. of the cable reality show American Chopper demonstrate their knack for building motorcycles.
10x155 Show #2002
18 June, 2003 8:00 am
B.B. King sits in with the band; Biff teaches Dave how to ride a Segway; "Dr. William Gammons" gives the audience advice on monkeypox.
10x156 Show #2003
19 June, 2003 8:00 am
10x157 Show #GH23
20 June, 2003 8:00 am
Kelsey Grammer (aka Frasier Crane) talks about his 20-month-old daughter, then chats with fellow deep-voiced thespian James Earl Jones.
10x158 Show #2004
23 June, 2003 8:00 am
Demi Moore promotes her new movie "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle," her first major studio movie in six years. Later, Dave welcomes singer-songwriter Michelle Branch.
10x159 Show #2005
24 June, 2003 8:00 am
Drew Barrymore promotes her new movie; Simon Cowell of "American Idol" fame talks about his new reality show "Cupid."
10x160 Show #2006
25 June, 2003 8:00 am
During "Who Asked For It?," Alan uses CPR as an excuse to make out with an audience member; Dave makes his first PA announcement in almost four years, telling the crowd outside the theater that they're about to be hosed with "Mountain Dew" (water); Dave chats with a six-year-old girl from Florida who ran a controversial lemonade stand.
10x161 Show #2007
26 June, 2003 8:00 am
Dave talks about his recent trip to the dentist. Later, Stephanie "Monty" Birkett dresses up as a princess for "CBS Mailbag."
10x162 Show #GH24
27 June, 2003 8:00 am
Jimmy Fallon of "SNL" fame sings an original composition about December-May relationships. Later, he chats with Chloe Sevigny and "Late Show" writer Bill Scheft.
10x163 Show #2008
14 July, 2003 8:00 am
Dave half-jokingly announces his candidacy for Ohio's seat in the US Senate, then flirts with Lisa Marie Presley.
10x164 Show #2009
15 July, 2003 8:00 am
George Clarke and Dave play "Would You Like To Ride In Our Freight Elevator?" Later, Dave welcomes an elderly (if not faithful) fan who made it to the audience after watching the show every night for 15 years.
10x165 Show #2010
16 July, 2003 8:00 am
Cy Young Award-winning pitcher Barry Zito stands on the roof of the Broadway Theater, throwing baseballs at the Ed Sullivan Theater windows. Later, Grandaddy performs "Now It's On."
10x166 Show #2011
17 July, 2003 8:00 am
Steph/Monty dresses up as a cowgirl for CBS Mailbag; Ari Fleishcher talks about his 2 1/2 years as Dubya's press secretary; Beyonce sings her smash hit "Crazy In Love."
10x167 Show #2012
18 July, 2003 8:00 am
Dave ventures into the audience for yet another round of "Know Your Current Events;" Jeff Bridges promotes the movie "Seabiscuit."
10x168 Show #2013
21 July, 2003 8:00 am
Dave chats with Aron Ralston, the mountain climber who had to amputate his own arm following a climbing accident.
10x169 Show #2014
22 July, 2003 8:00 am
In honor of one of this summer's biggest blockbusters, Dave plays "How Many Guys In Pirate Costumes Can Fit Into a Sandwich Shop?" Later, Jane's Addiction performs "Just Because."
10x170 Show #2015
23 July, 2003 8:00 am
Following last night's performance by Jane's Addiction, "Mr. S" (Paul) hires backup dancers for the CBS Orchestra; Osama offers condolences to Saddam; Ten baseball greats present a special Top Ten about the perks of being in the Hall of Fame.
10x171 Show #2016
24 July, 2003 8:00 am
Stephanie, dressed as a jockey, counts off the letters for "CBS Mailbag." (Her horse has its own way of signifying "number two.") Later, British Open champion Ben Curtis shoots golf balls off the roof of the theater.
10x172 Show #2017
25 July, 2003 8:00 am
Dave wants to know if the 500 feet of co-axial cable being used in tonight's "Will It Float?" is coiled or not. When he finds out that it is coiled, he demands it to be uncoiled. Later, Queens of the Stone Age perform their hit "Go With The Flow."
10x173 Show #2018
28 July, 2003 8:00 am
Dave meets a six-year-old bowling phenom; Jason Biggs promotes the movie "American Wedding."
10x174 Show #2019
29 July, 2003 8:00 am
Pete Fatovich serenades Dave on the accordion; Rupert goes water skiing; Eugene Levy and Paul look back on their long friendship.
10x175 Show #2020
30 July, 2003 8:00 am
As a tribute to George Miller, Dave repeatedly uses his favorite catch phrase, "In my pants!" Meanwhile, a commercial that Dave taped reveals that California governor Gray Davis once beat a man to death with a crowbar in a convinence store.
10x176 Show #2021
31 July, 2003 8:00 am
Dave thinks somebody is "monkeying" with his chair; Stephanie dresses up as a mountie; Alan debuts his new show "You're Busted!" during CBS Mailbag.
10x177 Show #2022
01 August, 2003 8:00 am
A man on fire rushes upon the stage, and Dave struggles to put out the flames. Later, Naomi Watts talks about her dog, which she has named Bob.
10x178 Show #2023
04 August, 2003 8:00 am
A barbershop quartet interrupts Dave during the monologue; Biff plays DH for the Brockton Rox baseball team; Alan has a special message for Liza Minelli.
10x179 Show #2024
05 August, 2003 8:00 am
Rupert and George Clarke square off to see who can eat the most raw oysters. Later, Colin Farrell promotes the movie "S.W.A.T."
10x180 Show #2025
06 August, 2003 8:00 am
Dave and Paul play "Referee or Foot Locker Employee?"; Sports Illustrated writer Rick Reilly talks about a lifetime of experiences as a celebrity golf caddy.
10x181 Show #2026
07 August, 2003 8:00 am
Motocross "badass" Carey Hart does a few stunts on 53rd St.; Stephanie dons a Little Bo Peep get-up for "CBS Mailbag;" "Arnold Schwarzenegger" (Gerard) drops by; Brittany Murphy promotes "Uptown Girls" (and gets in a few good-natured rips on former beau Ashton Kutcher); Dashboard Confessional sings.
10x182 Show #2027
08 August, 2003 8:00 am
A pair of buglers interrupt the monologue; David Duchovny talks about how he is unintentionally scaring his daughter; The New Amsterdams perform "Spoils of the Spoiled."
10x183 Show #2028
25 August, 2003 8:00 am
"Grinder Girl" Kiva Kahl fills in tonight for the Late Show Dancers; Chris Rock talks about his upcoming gig as host of the MTV Video Music Awards; The Star Spangles perform.
10x184 Show #2029
26 August, 2003 8:00 am
Rupert selects a contestant for "Stop The Slicer;" Bill Murrays shows off his look and plugs "Lost In Translation;" Pete Sampras discusses his recent retirement.
10x185 Show #2030
27 August, 2003 8:00 am
Venus and Serena Williams present a special Top Ten list. Later, David Spade promotes "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star."
10x186 Show #2031
28 August, 2003 8:00 am
During CBS Mailbag, Stephanie dons a kilt, while it is revealed that George Clarke resorted to cannibalism during the big blackout two weeks ago. Later, Rooney performs "I'm Trying."
10x187 Show #2032
29 August, 2003 8:00 am
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